"I wrote a poem about Danny Devito! Have I seen him in any TV shows or movies? No, but I like how his name sounds."
"I've heard about poetry slams. It's mainly angry poetry, right?"
"I want to write a poem about wearing shorts. Cuz pants suck."
"Wait, you can make a living being a poet?! You're joking, right?"
"This class is sooo much better than math."
"Has anyone ever told you that you sound and kinda look like Seth Rogen?"
"Has anyone ever told you should get into radio? You should, you have a voice for it."
"Can I write a poem about how great Trump is?" [Hisses from fellow classmates] "Yeah, guess I will, just to piss off people."
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