...have a soft spot for KD Mac n' Cheese with tuna and parmesan cheese à la first-year university?
...still use their Hotmail email for contest sign-ups and T-shirt giveaways at NBA games?
...scowl at people who cut their nails on the subway but don't say anything to them cuz you're Canadian?
...wonder what happened to the band Arrested Development? Tennessee was my jam.
...have a bad feeling about Space Jam 2?
...bond more with their left-leaning parents now that they're also exasperated by Trump and Ford and the alt-right?
...still have a tough time spelling "rhythm"?
...secretly want to learn how to beatbox?
...rewatch old X-Files episodes, but only the standalone monster-of-the-week ones, not the alien-storyline episodes?
...really hate when people overuse #hashtags on #Twitter, because it makes a #tweet look like it got bad #acne?
...think "Syphilis" would be a beautiful name for someone if it didn't mean what it means?
...feel kind of guilty for fast-forwarding the sponsored ads on a beloved podcast?
...have nightmares about being ransomware-hacked because you've been watching too much Mr. Robot?
...air-guitar to the killer Slash solo in November Rain?
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